100 ways to please your man

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100 ways to please your man

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jun 10, 2017 9:43 am

My wife was sitting on the sofa last night reading a book called, “100 ways to please your man.”

I said, “Don’t bother reading any of that nonsense, you only need to do two things for me and I’ll be the happiest man ever.

She smiled and said, “Aww, what’s that then?”

I said,
Spoiler:
“Pack your bags and s*d off
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: 100 ways to please your man

Postby Melisandre » Sat Jun 10, 2017 2:50 pm

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