Oldies getting married

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Oldies getting married

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jun 09, 2017 9:25 am

An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married.

She said: I want to keep my house.

He said: that's fine with me.

She said: And I want to keep my Cadillac.

He said: That's fine with me.

She said: And I want to have sex 6 times a week.

He said: That's fine with me...
Spoiler:
Put me down for Fridays
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Oldies getting married

Postby Melisandre » Fri Jun 09, 2017 4:23 pm

:lol:
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