Walking the wife home

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Walking the wife home

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:50 am

Walking the wife home from her weightwatchers class last night, I held her close as we went through a nasty-looking underpass system in the rough end of town.

As we turned a corner, I locked eyes with a filthy tramp eating someone's discarded takeaway from a bin.

"Look at that poor bloke, I'm glad I'm not him."

Spoiler:
He probably thought.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Walking the wife home

Postby Melisandre » Wed Jun 07, 2017 12:51 pm

:lol:
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