Police description

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Police description

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:47 am

A policeman came up to me while I was walking through the park earlier

"Excuse me, sir" he said, "I'm searching for a man; he's wearing a tracksuit, got a beard, about 5'10 - have you seen anyone matching that description?"

"No I haven't" I replied, "I'll keep an eye out though,
Spoiler:
can't be many around with a beard that long."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Police description

Postby Melisandre » Wed Jun 07, 2017 12:52 pm

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