On the beach...

[rebbonk]

We had a drive to the beach today and I can't believe what we saw down there.

A man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids then she smacked him one on the back of the head and it all kicked off between them.

The police turned up and the policeman ended up using his baton on the bloke, but the man managed to get the baton off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it!

Then

Spoiler:

a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages off the woman as the man started shouting "That's the way to do it!"

[Melisandre]