Classified ads
Just rang up my local paper and asked how much is is to advertise something for sale
She said "it's 50p per inch "
I said " oh l can't afford that "
She asked "why, what are you selling?"
I said
She said "it's 50p per inch "
I said " oh l can't afford that "
She asked "why, what are you selling?"
I said
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