Call from the boss
My boss called me yesterday and said, "Where the hell are you?"
I said, "I'm relaxing in my garden with my mate Dave, I'm already on my 4th can of lager."
"I don't bl**dy believe you!" He shouted.
"Hang on," I said, holding the phone away from me,
I said, "I'm relaxing in my garden with my mate Dave, I'm already on my 4th can of lager."
"I don't bl**dy believe you!" He shouted.
"Hang on," I said, holding the phone away from me,
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