Talking to my son...
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 10:31 amI said to my four-year-old son, "Now, what noise does a cat make?"
"Miaow!"
"Good, but do you know what noise a dog makes?"
"Woof woof!"
"That's right! Now tell me what noise a cow makes?"
"Miaow!"
"Good, but do you know what noise a dog makes?"
"Woof woof!"
"That's right! Now tell me what noise a cow makes?"
Spoiler:
pub with your friends then you can forget about ever being let back in this house!"