Talking to my son...

[rebbonk]

I said to my four-year-old son, "Now, what noise does a cat make?"

"Miaow!"

"Good, but do you know what noise a dog makes?"

"Woof woof!"

"That's right! Now tell me what noise a cow makes?"

Spoiler:

"If you even think about going out to that pub with your friends then you can forget about ever being let back in this house!"

"That's my boy."

[Melisandre]