Jewish board of directors

(no racial sterotyping or sexually explicit language please)

Jewish board of directors

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:35 am

Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsburg were all close friends since childhood. They decided they wanted to go into business together.

Schwartz says, "OK! I'll invest $100,000." Cohen says, "I will go for $200,000". Ginsburg says, "All right, I'll put in $1,000."

Cohen says, "If I'm putting in $200,000, I'll be the President and CEO of the corporation. You, Schwartz, for your $100,000, you can be Vice President and CFO, and Ginsburg, for your $1,000, you will be our Sexual Adviser."

Puzzled, Ginsburg asks Cohen, "What is a Sexual Adviser?" Cohen replies,
Spoiler:
"When we want your f :censored: g advice, we'll ask for it."
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