Forgotten birthday

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Forgotten birthday

Postby rebbonk » Sat May 20, 2017 9:53 am

My wife went mad at me because I forgot her 40th birthday.

She said "I don't think you love me anymore so the only way to make it up to me is if tomorrow morning I wake up and see something on the drive that goes from 0-60 in 3 seconds if not I'm leaving you."

Spoiler:
Apparently bathroom scales was wrong and I am now single
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Forgotten birthday

Postby Melisandre » Sat May 20, 2017 12:25 pm

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