Paddy and Murphy

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Paddy and Murphy

Postby rebbonk » Mon May 31, 2010 3:15 am

Paddy and Murphy stumble out of a pub at about 4:00 in the morning.

They stagger to the nearest lamppost and lean against it when along comes a policeman.

Paddy pipes up, "A'scuse me, ossifer, but I wonder.... could you tell me if the last bus to Dublin has left yet."

To which the policeman replies, "Of course it has. It's four o'clock in the mornin."

Murphy then weighs in and says, "Sorry, sir, but I be wonderin if the last bus to Galway has left yet."

The officer again replies, "Of course it has! It's four o'clock in the :censored: mornin!"

Paddy then starts up again and asks, "Could you tell me please, ossifer, has the last bus to Cork gone yet?"

The policeman is really irritated now so he shouts, "It's four in the :censored: a.m., and all the :censored: buses have gone!"

And with that Paddy turns to his friend and says.......

.......
Spoiler:
"Okay, Murphy, we can cross the road now."
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