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Cowboy's honeymoon

Sun May 30, 2010 3:13 am

A cowboy and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night.

The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a good strong bed.'

The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied, 'Nope, I reckon not.
Spoiler:
I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.'
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