A cowboy and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night.
The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.
He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a good strong bed.'
The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'
The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied, 'Nope, I reckon not.