"Well" said Dewey "I ran afoul of one of those awkward questions women ask. Now I'm in deep trouble at home".
"What kind of question?" asked Steve.
"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she gets old, fat and wrinkly".
"That's easy" said Steve. "You just say 'Of course I will,'"
"Yeah" said Dewey "That's what I did...
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