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The secret

Postby rebbonk » Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:32 am

I asked an old man, "Even after 95 years, you still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Love'. What's the secret?"

OLD MAN:
Spoiler:
"I forgot her name 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask her"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: The secret

Postby Melisandre » Mon Apr 17, 2017 5:43 pm

:lol:
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Re: The secret

Postby dutchman » Mon Apr 17, 2017 7:06 pm

:lol:
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