How romantic (bit naughty)
I was watching TV when my wife sat down beside me, stroked me through my jeans and whispered, "Fancy it?"
I said, "You're after something..."
"No I'm not," she protested.
"Yes you are," I said.
I said, "You're after something..."
"No I'm not," she protested.
"Yes you are," I said.
Spoiler: