How romantic (bit naughty)

[rebbonk]

I was watching TV when my wife sat down beside me, stroked me through my jeans and whispered, "Fancy it?"

I said, "You're after something..."

"No I'm not," she protested.

"Yes you are," I said.

Spoiler:

"You're after Match of the Day. Come back in an hour."

[Melisandre]