Had to tell the council!
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 10:11 amA bloke phones up his local council office and says "I have just had sex with a ginger bird"
The council woman says "You should phone the priest to confess"
The man replies "I don't want to confess...
The council woman says "You should phone the priest to confess"
The man replies "I don't want to confess...
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