Mysterious voice...

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Mysterious voice...

Postby dutchman » Sat May 29, 2010 11:23 pm

(Can't remember if this one has been posted before or not?)

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, 'If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.'

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.
The man was astonished.

He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, 'Stop ! Stand still ! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.'

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. The man asked. 'Who are you?'

'I am your guardian angel,' the voice answered.

'Oh, yeah?' the man said
Spoiler:
'And where the hell were you when I got married?
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