Wife's been shopping

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Wife's been shopping

Postby rebbonk » Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:22 am

The wife came home with four cases of beer, three boxes of wine, a litre of vodka, two litres of gin, two bottles of whisky and two loaves of bread.

"Are we expecting guests?" I asked.

"No," she replied.

Spoiler:
"Then why did you buy so much bread?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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