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Missing wife

PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 9:15 am
by rebbonk
A week after reporting my wife missing, I got a phone call from the police.

"Good news Sir. Your wife has been found safe and well."

"Oh thank Christ for that!" I replied, sobbing, "Sorry for my language officer."

"That's ok sir," he said, "You must be very relieved."

"More than you could ever realise...
Spoiler:
I was down to my last ironed shirt."

Re: Missing wife

PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 11:24 am
by Melisandre
:lol: