Mrs Murphy

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Mrs Murphy

Postby rebbonk » Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:57 am

A sobbing Mrs Murphy approaches Fr O’Grady after mass.

He says: “So what’s bothering you?”

She replies: “Oh, Father, I’ve terrible news. My husband passed away last night.”

The priest says: “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. Did he have any last requests?”

"Certainly father," she replied. “He said: “Please Mary,
Spoiler:
put down that gun.”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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