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Needs a long box

PostPosted: Mon Mar 27, 2017 10:05 am
by rebbonk
An Irishman goes to a carpenter.

"Can you build me a box that's two inches deep, two inches wide and 50 feet long?"

"Well," says the carpenter, "it could be done, I suppose, but what would you want with a box like that?"

"Well'" said the Irishman, "my neighbour moved away and forgot to take a few things with him --
Spoiler:
and he asked me to send him his garden hose."