"Pint o' best please, barman."
The barman begins pulling a pint, and pauses. Indicating a chalk-board behind the bar he asks the man: "Sure you don't want today's special, Squire?"
On the board is written: Special! A pie, a pint and a woman: £1!
The man looks interested. "A pie, a pint and a woman, for a quid! Is that right?"
"Sure is, Chief", replies the barman. "Today only, mind."
"Well, the special it is then please. A pie, a pint and a woman for a quid!"
"Coming right up, Skipper. Just take a seat."
Suddenly, the man gets suspicious. A pie, a pint and a woman for a quid? This was just too good to be true, surely?
"Hang on a second, there," the man asks,
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