Depressed and listless

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Depressed and listless

Postby rebbonk » Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:29 am

A man went to the doctor's saying he was depressed and listless.

The doctor asked about his diet.

"Well doctor" he said, "I only eat snooker balls".

" so what do you have for breakfast? "

"For breakfast I have two yellows, a white and a pink. For lunch a couple of browns and a red. My main meal is in the evening when I have four reds and a couple of blacks, topped off with three blues for dessert."

The doctor said "I know what's the matter with you. . . . . .
Spoiler:
You aren't getting enough greens!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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