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Bear in a pub

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2017 9:36 am
by rebbonk
Polar Bear walks into a pub. Barman looks up, surprised.

"Erm, a pint of Doom Bar please" says the Polar Bear.

Speechless, the barman draws the beer into the glass, hands over the drink and says "That'll be £8.45 please"

Wincing to himself, the Polar Bear reaches inside his white furry folds and pulls out a £10 note from somewhere.

The barman says "You know, it isn't often we get talking Polar Bears in this pub"

And the bear replies
Spoiler:
"At these bl**dy prices I'm not surprised"