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Two elderly ladies

Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:07 am

Two elderly women were talking about their husbands over tea one day.

"I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That makes me terribly nervous!" the first one said.

"Oh, my Elmer used to do the same thing," the other woman commented. "But I broke him of that habit real quick."

"What did you do?"

Spoiler:
"I hid his teeth!"
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