Father's occupation
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:22 am“What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.
“He’s a magician, Ma’am” said the new boy.
“How interesting. What’s his favorite trick?”
“He saws people in half.”
“Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?”
“He’s a magician, Ma’am” said the new boy.
“How interesting. What’s his favorite trick?”
“He saws people in half.”
“Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?”
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