Magic!
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 8:59 amKiwi and an Aussie go to a pastry shop.
The Aussie whisks three biscuits into his pocket with such speed the baker doesn’t notice.
The Aussie says to the Kiwi: "You’ll never beat that!"
The Kiwi says to the Aussie: "Watch and learn!"
He says to the baker: "Give me a biscuit, I'll show you a magic trick!"
The baker gives him the biscuit which the Kiwi promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker: "Give me another biscuit for my magic trick."
The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.
Then he says again: "Give me one more biscuit."
The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.
The Kiwi eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and yells: "Where's your famous magic trick?"
The kiwi says:
The Aussie whisks three biscuits into his pocket with such speed the baker doesn’t notice.
The Aussie says to the Kiwi: "You’ll never beat that!"
The Kiwi says to the Aussie: "Watch and learn!"
He says to the baker: "Give me a biscuit, I'll show you a magic trick!"
The baker gives him the biscuit which the Kiwi promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker: "Give me another biscuit for my magic trick."
The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.
Then he says again: "Give me one more biscuit."
The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.
The Kiwi eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and yells: "Where's your famous magic trick?"
The kiwi says:
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