Celebrating a 50th anniversary

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Celebrating a 50th anniversary

Postby rebbonk » Wed May 26, 2010 3:24 am

At Saint Mary's Catholic Church in South Philly they have a weekly husband's only marriage seminar. At the session last week, the Priest asked Luigi, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Luigi replied to the assembled husbands, "Wella, I've a-tried to treat-a her nizza, spenda money on her, but besta of all is that I tooka her to Italy for the 20th anniversary!"

The Priest responded "Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th Anniversary."

Luigi proudly replied,
Spoiler:
"I'm agonna go get her."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Celebrating a 50th anniversary

Postby pollyanna » Wed May 26, 2010 9:05 am

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