Enough nagging!

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Enough nagging!

Postby rebbonk » Thu Feb 09, 2017 10:55 am

An old man fed up with his nagging wife of forty years hires a hit man to kill her.

The hit man said "I'll make it quick and clean, I'll shoot her under the left breast"

The old man replies, "I want her dead,
Spoiler:
not kneecapped"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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