Lazy soldier

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Lazy soldier

Postby rebbonk » Tue May 25, 2010 5:39 am

A sergeant was addressing a squad of 20 and said: "I have a nice easy job for the laziest man here. Put up your hand if you are the laziest."

19 men raised their hands.

The sergeant asked the other man "why didn't you raise your hand?"

The man replied:
Spoiler:
"Too much trouble, Sarge."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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