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Semi naked dead man

Postby rebbonk » Tue May 25, 2010 4:03 am

I got to work today and was horrified to find a dead, semi-naked man lay across a table.

Shaken by this discovery, I called the emergency services for assistance.

The operator calmly reminded me
Spoiler:
that I work in a funeral home, and politely asked I stop calling them every morning.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Semi naked dead man

Postby pollyanna » Tue May 25, 2010 9:40 am

:funny:
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