The Battalion 2ic chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work. The Adjutant said it was 50-50%.
The RSM responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the CO turned to the digger who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young private responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir,
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