Paddy in court
Paddy stood up in court.
The judge asked "guilty or innocent?"
Paddy replied "guilty"
The lawyer whispered in his ear, "I thought you said you were definitely innocent?"
Paddy said "I thought that too
The judge asked "guilty or innocent?"
Paddy replied "guilty"
The lawyer whispered in his ear, "I thought you said you were definitely innocent?"
Paddy said "I thought that too
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