Blonde at the casino

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Blonde at the casino

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jan 24, 2017 10:40 am

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.

She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!"

She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked "What did she roll?"

The other answered "I don't know
Spoiler:
- I thought you were watching".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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