Rules for finding a man (for the ladies)

[rebbonk]

1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, cooks and cleans, and helps care for the kids, and who makes money.

2. It is important to find a man who loves to spend money on you, and show you a good time.

3. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

4. It is important

Spoiler:

that these three men never meet.

[pollyanna]

No truer words were ever said