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Life!

PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2017 10:38 am
by rebbonk
1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially
Spoiler:
if you take them while driving.


2. Having one child makes you a parent, having more
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you are a referee.


3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right
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and the other is the husband.


4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried,
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but they want cash.


5. A child's greatest period of growth is
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the month after you have purchased new school uniform.