It's started!
My wife was furious this morning when I came home drunk from a party.
"You absolute b*st*rd!" she screamed.
"Oh that's it," I said. "Start on me as soon as I walk through the door."
"What the hell do you expect me to say?" she yelled.
I said,
"You absolute b*st*rd!" she screamed.
"Oh that's it," I said. "Start on me as soon as I walk through the door."
"What the hell do you expect me to say?" she yelled.
I said,
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