Midas touch

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Midas touch

Postby rebbonk » Mon May 24, 2010 3:01 am

Metaphorically, the 'Midas touch' is defined as someone of good fortune, for whom everything they touch "turns to gold".

Apparently, Gordon Brown had
Spoiler:
the 'Andrex touch.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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