A few Murray Walkerisms

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A few Murray Walkerisms

Postby rebbonk » Mon May 24, 2010 2:47 am

"I'll stop my startwatch"

"Either the car is stationary or its on the move."

"He is shedding buckets of adrenaline in that car."

"And this is the third placed car about to lap the second placed car."

"And now excuse me while I interrupt myself"

"A mediocre season for Nelson Piquet, as he is now known, and always has been."

"Two laps to go, then the action will begin. Unless this is the action, which it is."

"The atmosphere is so tense you could cut it with a cricket stump."

"There's only a second between them. One. That's how long a second is."

"We all make mistakes and I certainly made a whopper there".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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