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Out on a date

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 11:37 am
by rebbonk
I went on a date this evening.

I said, "So, are you a vampire?"

"No," she said, with a puzzled look on her face.

I said, "b*gger me,
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so you can see your reflection and you still come out looking like that?"