Making tea
I said to my wife "I'll make the tea."
She said, "Blinking heck, that's a first."
Four hours later I shouted from the kitchen "Tea's ready."
She walked in mumbling "About bloomin' time, I'm starving."
I said
She said, "Blinking heck, that's a first."
Four hours later I shouted from the kitchen "Tea's ready."
She walked in mumbling "About bloomin' time, I'm starving."
I said
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