Rubbish mind reader

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Rubbish mind reader

Postby rebbonk » Wed Nov 30, 2016 10:45 am

Saw a rubbish mind reader today.

Mind reader: Think of a card, any card.
Me: OK

Mind reader: Visualize it in your mind.
Me: OK

Mind reader: Is it the nine of clubs?
Me: No

Mind reader: Ace of spades?
Me: No

Mind reader: What is it then?
Me:
Spoiler:
'Happy Birthday'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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