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My date

PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2016 10:33 am
by rebbonk
I went on a date with a Scouse bird last night.

"Do you have any kids?" she asked.

"Yes," I replied, "I have one child that's under two."

She said, "I might be from Liverpool,
Spoiler:
but I know how many one is."