My date

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My date

Postby rebbonk » Sun Nov 27, 2016 10:33 am

I went on a date with a Scouse bird last night.

"Do you have any kids?" she asked.

"Yes," I replied, "I have one child that's under two."

She said, "I might be from Liverpool,
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but I know how many one is."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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