How to start a fight
I walked in from work and wife said, "I went horse riding today."
"Did you?" I asked, "That's nice."
She said. "Well aren't you going to ask me how I got on?"
I said, "Let me guess,
"Did you?" I asked, "That's nice."
She said. "Well aren't you going to ask me how I got on?"
I said, "Let me guess,
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