News story reward?

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News story reward?

Postby rebbonk » Sun Nov 20, 2016 10:58 am

A newspaper editor offered a reward for people who phoned in with news stories.

The editor received a call from someone saying that a truck had lost its brakes on a hill and, after picking up great speed, had crashed into and demolished a house.

"I'm not interested" he said. "That sort of thing happens all the time. It's not news".

"I know what you mean and I thought you might feel that way but you'll probably be more interested..." said the caller "when I tell you that
Spoiler:
it was your house".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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