Potential Vs reality

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Potential Vs reality

Postby rebbonk » Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:52 am

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment.

He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Next, ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then go ask your brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means.

He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your father, but yes, I would! I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that."

Then he goes to his sister’s room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

His sister looks up and says, "Oh-my-God! Definitely! I would just love to do that! I would be nuts to pass that up!"

Then he goes to his brother’s room and asks him, "Hey bro, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Tom Cruise?"

His brother thinks about it and says, "For a million bucks, I suppose I would. Do you know how much a million could buy?"

The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on three millions bucks, but in reality,
Spoiler:
we are living with two sluts and a fag."
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