4 worms

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4 worms

Postby rebbonk » Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:15 am

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . . . . .. Dead!

The second worm in cigarette smoke . . Dead!

Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . Dead!

Fourth worm in good clean soil . .Alive!

So the Minister asked the congregation, "So, my friends? What did you learn from this demonstration?"

Maxine, sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
Spoiler:
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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